The global fight against the propagation of hard narcotics will be revolutionized after the implementation of this tactic in drug cartels everywhere. Henry has had the amazing and bright idea of using kangaroos to smuggle cocaine across the US and Mexican border. The genius behind this is that when the border guards search vehicles passing through, they'll never think of checking the kangaroo in the suspicious white van, but the people inside instead. Kangaroos can cover great distances on their own and can run the border while keeping a low profile easily, as they are not dark brown and do not eat tacos.
Though I originally thought that the hiding spot for the narcotics would be in the kangaroo's pouch (as any other pedestrian person), Henry quickly notified me that the kangaroo would have the crack shoved up its ass. I didn't bother asking.
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Did you know that Kangaroo farts, unlike cow and sheep farts, contain no methane? Kangaroo meat is also incredibly nutritious, and low in fat, too.
ReplyDeleteSolution to global warming: replace cowburgers and braised sheeps with 'rooburgers and...'roo-kebabs.
Coolios, right? :D
If you could just make that more insane and less practical it could be a really awesome idea. Maybe a really really awesome idea if it's good.
ReplyDeleteKangaroo leather is also extremely tough, good for work wear. Albeit, not very stylish. BREED KANGAROOS. Except for the fact that they're 8 feet tall and will mow you down if you threaten them. They'll want a cut, mark my words.
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