On The Net Monetary Potential of Prized Negro Fighters and their Relationship to Money

I shall impart infinite wisdom on the unique properties of prized negro fighters just because. It's not like I really enjoyed Django Unchained or anything.

NEGRO FIGHTERS, MONEY POTENTIAL, TRANSFORMATION OF FORMS OF MONEY, NEGRO FIGHTING CIRCUITS
The prized negro fighter is the base particle carrier of potential money. Seeing that variables are represented by arbitrary characters, let the prized negro fighter be represented by e− and money be represented by E. Prized negro fighters themselves, filled with their youth, brimming with frustration, carry potential money in their very violent beings due to their desire to survive and shine in the eyes of slave drivers. It's like some law or something, it's probably written somewhere. Negro fighters are sent through series of fighting rings, sometimes called circuits. Upon entering a fighting ring, their exhausted vigour is transformed into other forms of money by the vicarious slave drivers. This may be in the form of recognition, various gifts, or solvent forms of currency.

UNITS OF NEGRO FIGHTERS, DRIVER PICKING CAPACITY, RATE OF TRANSFORMATION OF MONEY TYPES, FLOW OF NEGRO FIGHTERS
Let's bring this up to a scale of large scale slave drivers, transporting and fighting negros in the dozens. Let's use an arbitrary number like 62 or something and call it C. That's a lot of negros being moved in and out of fighting rings.  Different slave drivers have different capacities to pick out prized negro fighters. Giving this a rate of, lets say a constant calibre per negro fighter, we can represent their ability to pick by the letter V. The tougher the fighting rings get, the slower he can push his negros through. Lets say the toughness is R and the rate at which negros can go through in a certain time interval is I. Upon making it through a particularly difficult fighting ring, a negro may expect a greater transformation of his potential money. They have only a limited amount of vigour, after all, and fighting negros is exhausting.

CANDY'S FIGHTING CIRCUIT LAWS
Some very smart man with a moustache figured it all out. The expulsion of each fighter happens spontaneously with the event of the inclusion of another fighter, so that the number of negros entering a ring is equivalent to the number of negros leaving. Following a negro through all of the fighting rings he has passed through, the capacity to pick of the driver can be found by finding the sum of potential money exhaustion of a fighter after he has travelled through the circuit.

Let's say that we have a very wealthy slave driver, one possible of entering and managing numerous distinct paths of circuits. He may only have so many negros, which will have to be sent off into separate loops and paths. The number of negros leaving his plantation will be equal to the sum of negros entering each individual loop of fighting rings, while the potential money possessed by each negro would stay constant in each path.

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That last paragraph is the unabridged format of how I figured out how Kirchoff's Circuit Laws work.

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