It's been about a month into my summer vacation and I am insanely bored. I'm not going out on any big trips, I don't go to summer camps, and friends are pretty spaced out from me. My thinking is that if I had one of these machines I could get through it a lot quicker.
This is a very simple machine in concept and I don't think it would take me that long to build if I was a mechanic or a carpenter or something. It's basically a giant comedic sized boxing glove attached to a piston that you use to punch yourself in the face with. Adjustments to the force delivered could result in different time periods of the darkened bliss of seeing and doing absolutely nothing.
The luxury model would include a well placed pillow on the ground behind you so that you don't crack your skull open on the way down. The pillow could also call an ambulance for you to help with the concussion and broken nose. Also my design plan for it involves it dispensing sandwiches.
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