The Kenny Voicebox Changer

This is going to be a bonus post, seeing that it's off from the Tuesday/Friday schedule. Don't think that these will be regular, we'll only be putting these up in the days between the scheduled posts if we have an extra little random bit to put out.

So Henry finally bought a microphone so he can skype call and play on PSN with us without sounding like Kenny from South Park. I'm not even exaggerating that bit, you can hear him in some of the videos on my channel (it was like the cactus farms or water tower thingy) and you'll hear what sounds like a swarm of bees trapped in an underpass. Most unpleasant.

Anyways, this one is gonna be sorta like those Darth Vader masks that pick up your audio and drop it a few notes and add a bit of distortion. There will be two models; the one that distorts you so you sound like James Maynard Keenan (with audio quality so bad, it MUST have been imported from China!), and the one that repetitively bitch slaps you several times a second so that you words become muffled.

The number of practical uses for this are as great as the number of 5 dollar bills you find in those charity donation boxes at the mall or in McDonalds. Very few. I suppose you could use it in a reenactment of your favorite South Park episode (but that's nasty since almost every episode includes shit...look at Mr.Hanky) or use it to piss off your teachers by being physically unable to answer questions in class.

If you do find yourself walking down the street one day and you see one (it'll probably have been ripped off from our blog), do me a favor and buy a dozen of them. Hand them out to your friends, and go find Henry. Surround him and talk to him. About anything. It doesn't matter, because he'll know what it feels like to have to go through trying to understand you, just like we had to. I assume it'll be very awkward and embarrassing for him.