A Fistful of Flavor

On the subway ride home from Eaton's centre Henry came up with this one. I'll list the main points:

• You will have a glove that looks like a burger. Or maybe a real burger that you shove your hand into. Both work.
• Under the glove is a plate that circles around your wrist to give the appearance that the burger is sitting on the plate. It is advised to cut a hole into the plate before putting it on because otherwise this would be very painful.
• If you hold your forearm out almost 90 degrees up while the rest of your arm is more or less parallel to the ground, you should be able to make it look like you're holding a plate with a burger on it.
• Ask your friend if they want the burger. In their moment of vulnerability punch them in the face with the burger glove.

While i'm not sure why you'd want to punch your friend in the face, I think this is a pretty good setup. If you do have an affinity for your friends and don't want to hurt them you can try someone you don't like. Maybe your mentally challenged math teacher. Or maybe Bruce Willis. Actually no, don't do that last one, he'll probably kick your ass.