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Here's an idea you might possibly even see within the next few years. Dibs on the patent!

So here, before you do anything else, go watch this:
Samsung's Smart Window



Pretty kick-ass, eh?
When I first saw it my first thought went along the lines of " yeah! Smart window! Smart mirror! Smart coffee table! Smart coffee mugs! Put that shit on EVERYTHING!", which while it is fine and dandy, it's kind of impractical. Rather than enclose your mind with thoughts of what you could be doing in the house, think of what you could do outside the house.

All I'm saying is that the possibilities are endless if you just flip it around so people outside could see. While you could just make it play obscene images all day, that is quite unoriginal.

Remember that scene in Home Alone where Keith puts on that assload of silhouettes in his house to make it look like it was full to the robbers? Yeah, something like that. Except of them getting murdered. You'll be the scariest dude on the block, and ain't no stupid kids gon' be riding their bikes over your lawn.

You can use it to show your support for a certain MPP, an upcoming movie, or quite possibly just a lot of phallic images. Which will probably be about a good %40 of all users.

Don't you hate it when annoying sales people come up to your door and bother you, trying to sell useless shit? Or maybe you just hate your very loud Indian neighbors that insist on letting the smell of their cooking waft out into the hall by leaving their doors open. Set up a simple trip wire by your front door step to start the audio loop. What audio loop you ask? Maybe a little something like these:

"Oi! Charles, get the door! Hell naw, stupid woman! You go get it! What did you just call me? What do you think I did, you dumb bitch? *loud crash* Oh, now you're going to get it! *loud impact noises * How do you like that? *sounds of struggle* Now go make me a sandwhich."

" Pa! There'n be a man on the porch! Fella look'a like he be from the bank! The bank?!? Boy, get me the shotgun! *audible gun cocking and loading* Ha ha, let's see how they like this! *loud thuds as man approaches door* You go get'm good, Pa!"

 " *loop soundtrack of two people having passionate intercourse very, very loudly*"

If your neighbor hasn't left yet, I suggest you move, because those are some pretty nasty ass perverts.