Hovering Keyboard

The idea of a hovering keyboard may sound cool to you because you'd imagine that the individual keys would hover above the body. But when it comes to Really Really Really Awesome Ideas you gotta think out of the box. This invention is not a keyboard with floating keys, but a floating... everything. The entire body of the keyboard has some sort of freaky leprechaun magic making it hover about a foot above the ground (I'm not sure if I should make it magnetic or have it blast air out the bottom).

You just calibrate the board to your bodily weight along with any possessions you may have upon your person, and the weight of your hip/back mounted computer. And voilà, you can now multi task by typing up e-mails, instant messaging, playing computer games, or writing Really Really Really Awesome Ideas while being on the move.

You may ask "but wait, if you're standing on it then how do you type?". The balls and heels of your feet would make certain keys spam into whatever word processing program you have open. Fear not, for the keyboard will have an algorithm filtering the input to make it go from "ffsadfqjkqadrsfwsgsdewaflsdvstwkrwssdpfajkldfas10l1sf;lg" to "My good acquainted companion Tyrone, may we haul our buttocks to the general direction of the clubs at precisely 8 'o clock pm today so that we may take on the endeavour of finding members of the opposite gender with which we may procreate.".

Once my idea is approved for sale on the market I will begin working on newer models that can be used in all kinds of situations. I can make a snowboard variant, a surf board variant, a toboggan variant, and of course, the sandwich maker variant. Do not question my logic. You can have cameras installed in so that you can Skype (because Live Messenger is for chumps) while riding and typing. The wind shear on the mic, awkward view of your trousers, and terrible lighting can easily be gotten around.

Can your stupid iPad do that?