Jello Mould IEDs

So I was thinking of making a post either related to sports or the military. I rode the train of thought for a bit, and came up with nothing. But then the Resistance 3 beta came along and inspired all of this.

Factories will stop building all artillery, ammunition, vehicles, and armor in favor of a buttload of plastic explosives and jello. Yes, I just said jello. An overwhelming number of combatants from America and Canada have been killed by roadside IEDs, in numbers far greater than that of actual firefights. If it's working well for them, why don't we give a shot?

Large delicious molds of lime jello will be crafted around 6.9 pounds of plastic explosive ready to be primed and set off on the field. Why lime jello? Because it's super tasty. And why 6.9 pounds? I actually don't know, but back to the awesome idea. 

The moulds will be built into the shape of an amorphic human-like blob. It will then be dressed up either as a news reporter, or given XXXL AE jeans and a Hawaiian shirt to attract the attention of any Taliban militants. They will then be tempted to approach the blob to either kidnap it or attack it, as it's back will be always turned to them (they'll mistaken the folds of gelatin for the glutinous backside of an American). The failsafe mechanism here to prevent civilian casualties is the fact that most Americans are dicks, and regular people wouldn't want to be anywhere near them unless it's with a rusty AK47 and a combat knife. Oh, did that come out offensive? I don't hate all Americans, there are the occasional friendly well-mannered couples and the elderly.

Anyways, by dropping these buggers off near suspected hideouts all over any combat zones that the Americans might face, a serious number of enemy casualties could be achieved. It's both safer and more cost effective than the current battle plan, since all you need to do after it's been dropped off by plane is to have a redneck sit at a distance and wait to detonate the explosives.