Braille Mood Undergarments

To anyone who has seen the dark wizardry magic known as a mood ring; it truly is a sight to be taken aghast from. This little bead of insanity has the amazing ability to change color upon the touch of a person, and display his or her given expression at the time of contact. Surely never before has such advanced technology existed!

...or maybe it just reacts to changes in room temperature.

Back on topic, It has occurred to me that not all among us have been gifted with it's impressive presence. I'm taking about the blind, as well as the color blind or those with disabled vision. There's no way that they could possibly understand the amount of excitement going on around this thing. It's amazing, sort of like watching a panda bear give birth to the tastiest most shiniest marzipan mollusc in the world. Okay... That was kind of random. Anyways, this next idea is dedicated to all those poor people that don't get to appreciate the funkin' trippiness of the mood ring.

A sensor will be rigged up to pick up room temperature, except maybe we can try to make it actually accurate this time about body heat to emotion ratios. A reactive substance (like those bad-ass non-Newtonian substances :3) will have a current run through it to make it bump up little granules, which will pop up through a mesh to form Braille characters that read out the user's mood. Similar to E-Ink in a sense. If a person were to rub this, they'd be able to "read" the person's mood. Not as cool, but it's a start.

So here's where it gets weird. While developing this idea, I also came up with the idea of entire articles of clothing being outfitted to change color based on mood. The thought behind this would be that dudes would be able to tell if their lady friends were in the... "mood"... upon a single glance at their... undergarments. Through this convenience guys would know when to try something out, and girls would be able to put people off from trying to pester them for... stuff. Notice I said "people" rather than "members of the grouping that is known to embody the characteristics of a male portion of a species". See, I'm respective in that way that I approve of many different views of life. And I'm totally not sexist either. Sandwiches.

So should a blind fellow stumble into bed with his lady friend, and he doesn't want to go to the awkward trouble of asking if she's... ready?..., he could opt out of this by slipping his hand over and reading her "mood" through these special undergarments. Hopefully he's enough of a ninja to not get caught by his lady friend with his hand upon her undergarments. Also it makes a great excuse in the case that he was reaching for something else.

Indefinitely this will be beneficial to all couples of any orientation, and not a stupid waste of money or a way to tell if someone puts out a lot. No one will be ridiculed or mocked for wearing one my innovative undergarments. Because that's what RRRAI is all about. Practicality.

Also, mood clothing thongs at the beach. Borat has never been so beautiful.