This New Years I want you to think about something. What defined the last New Year? Was it staying up with friends to do the count down? Getting completely wasted on champagne? Reconsidering the events of the years past?
I’ll tell you what didn’t define it. Your resolution. Who even carries out those things? You give up before the 3rd week is over, because at that point you go “screw it; there’s no gain in carrying this through”. But geniuses don’t need motivation to carry out their goals. They have good old fashioned shaming.
I’ll tell you what didn’t define it. Your resolution. Who even carries out those things? You give up before the 3rd week is over, because at that point you go “screw it; there’s no gain in carrying this through”. But geniuses don’t need motivation to carry out their goals. They have good old fashioned shaming.
Introducing the newest app to come to Facebook; I call it resolution. You simply enter in your goals to come, whether they are big or small. You could try to stop procrastinating (like the other 7 billion people on the planet promised to do) or try to stop eating out at fast food chains as much. It doesn’t matter, since the sceptical judging nature of the first world citizen will call you out on it once you start slacking off on essays. Or shoving your face with McFattyGangBangs again.
But you may say:”but Alex, it’s not as if anyone knows that I’ve done such atrocities”! In that you would be wrong, as the browser bugs and insane privacy breaches already implemented on the Internet are more than enough to watch you. In your daily routine. Doing everything. Everything.
But you may say:”but Alex, it’s not as if anyone knows that I’ve done such atrocities”! In that you would be wrong, as the browser bugs and insane privacy breaches already implemented on the Internet are more than enough to watch you. In your daily routine. Doing everything. Everything.
Never again will your friends look at you the same after you fail to progress on your goals for the 3rd month running. Never again will you look at your own friends the same anymore once you realize they’re deadbeats going nowhere in life. How do you know that? Because they posted none of their goals online, which means they lack insight into the future. Because obviously everyone must use Facebook for every waking moment of their life. EVERYONE. Privacy is overrated anyways.
It’s not like you can object seeing that people have somehow been brainwashed into thinking that posting info on everywhere they’ve been and where they’re going is a great idea. We even have maps to make the stalker’s job easier. Truly the outlook humankind has never reached such an all time high before.
Note from Alex: Thanks to Henry for helping me fix up some problems that occurred thanks to the Chinese Firewall, getting this post out properly didn't run so smoothly.
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