MJ is the Cure

This is insanely funny. The rest of the post will not be.

I personally support the legalization of marijuana. I don't use marijuana. I'm not a punk or a druggie either. To be honest I think dope smells like shit. Not the shit, but unprocessed shit. Feces. Excrement. I live in Scarborough, I would know the smell.

But you wanna know what I am? I'm an average citizen. And that means that I have a higher IQ than the collective IQ of all Canadian Cabinet and US Senate members combined (a trait shared by about every single other person in North America). And that's why you listen to me (since no one takes the politicians seriously anyways).

My biggest point would be crime related to marijuana, grow-ops, and illegal distribution. There are tons of people being arrested constantly for crimes related to these "offences", which leads to a hell of a lot of wasted police resources and other crimes, like murder. Why the hell bother cutting down on it? It's not toxic. It's not a gateway drug, but I'd probably much rather smoke marijuana than try to use cocaine or heroin. It's just as damaging as smoking tobacco or consuming alcohol, and it wastes just as much time that video games do in an angsty teenager with an Xbox.

It's a bit pricey, though, I'll give you that. A single spliff isn't as cheap as chocolate bar. But you know what? If we were to legalize it, people could be authorized to mass produce it on farms and such, leading  to better, cleaner, and healthier kinds of cannabis (like Hong Kong and opium). Of course the government will hop on board in an attempt to heavily tax it, which they've done with gambling, liquor, drugs, guns, and tobacco. But you know what's funny? You don't have to give a f*** about prices, now that you can legally grow it yourself. The trade off will be pretty good. We've eliminated crime, murder, underground crime rings, made weed healthier and more regulated by the government, and dropped prices for all the junkies around the world.

This notion that "Weed is the Cure" originally came when I was talking to a friend in the cafeteria about pretty random stuff. We talked about the dangers of having high or low blood pressure, and the negative long term effects of it. The topic shifted to brain aneurysms, and how undetectable yet lethal they were. And then I came up with the idea of everyone smoking a lot of pot to relax tension in the blood stream, because Alex is a unique little boy that thinks in his own special little way.

Anyways, everyone go get really high so you don't drop dead because of an aneurysm.